Manly and I couldn’t hold out for the whole six-weeks postpartum no-sex thing. Sorry, but that was just not happening.
We didn’t use birth control — never even thought of it until afterwards. And even if I had thought about it beforehand, there is nothing in the house.
When I realized it, I had a nanosecond of panic — dear god, what if I get pregnant?
And then I laughed — I’m infertile, remember?
And then I wanted to cry.